{"product_id":"you-aint-getting-sh-t-funny-santa-pillowcase-christmas-throw-pillow-vintage-santa-design-3-sizes","title":"You Ain't Getting Sh*t Funny Santa pillowcase  | Christmas throw pillow, vintage Santa design | 3 sizes","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny Christmas pillow cover brings adult holiday humor to your home with a watercolor Santa holding whiskey and the unapologetic phrase, “You Ain’t Getting Shit.” Perfect for anyone who prefers their Christmas décor with a little sarcasm! Display it on a sofa, accent chair, guest bed, or home bar—or give it as a hilarious white elephant, Secret Santa, or hostess gift. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS • Available in 14 × 14, 16 × 16, and 18 × 18 inches • Pillow cover only—insert is not included • Double-sided printed design • Soft 100% faux-suede polyester microfiber • Concealed beige zipper with a metal zipper head • Pre-constructed cover with a possible size variance of ±0.5 inch • For a fuller appearance, use an insert approximately 2 inches larger than the cover.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e CARE INSTRUCTIONS Remove the cover and pretreat stains with a soft cloth or brush and warm, soapy water. Machine wash at 40°C. Do not bleach or dry clean. Tumble dry on low. Iron, steam, or dry using low heat only. Fluff to reshape after cleaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e PLEASE NOTE • This listing includes one pillow cover only. • Pillow insert and decorative accessories are not included. • This design contains adult language. • Colors may vary slightly due to differences in monitors and screens.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Salty Stitch Co","offers":[{"title":"14\" × 14\"","offer_id":52978447778074,"sku":"24992313220453219273","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16\"","offer_id":52978447810842,"sku":"90503837020481489356","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18\"","offer_id":52978447843610,"sku":"45499658226758203467","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0995\/7670\/9402\/files\/20260930214341-1f1bd180-0d30-6c2a-88cb-e2d8b52c3bc4.png?v=1790805396","url":"https:\/\/thesaltystitchco.com\/products\/you-aint-getting-sh-t-funny-santa-pillowcase-christmas-throw-pillow-vintage-santa-design-3-sizes","provider":"The Salty Stitch Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}